Bard You app for iPhone and iPad

Insult your friends! Insult your friend’s friends. The Bard doesn’t care who he insults. Yeah, we know there are a few Shakespeare insulter apps out there, but ours has a twist: If you aren’t a cockered, beef-witted, codpiece, you should be able to figure out how to make the Bard translate his insolent commentary into useable English (think thunking twice).

KEY FEATURES AND BENEFITS:
-Self esteem lowering app for either you or someone you scorn.
-Translates into unadorned English, for those of you that don’t speak the Bard’s tongue.
-Send your rudeness to a friend. Make their day!
-Shake for more disrespect.
- Millions of unique insults.